I am from the shores of Albania. I share a birthday with Julius Caesar. Not the year. about 2092 years after actually. I live in NYC. My family is huge. I enjoy old gameboys and fried calamari. My friends call me a walking encyclopedia. I call me bored. I believe in honesty. I have a strong dislike for people who are rude. I dream of someday going to the zoo, and stealing a penguin. I like to drive without a license and I hate Miley Cyrus, or any creature that resembles it. I appreciate sarcasm. I sometimes snort when I laugh. I wish Hayden Christensen would just finally propose his undying love for me. Just saying.